Fashionable Eyeglasses That Will Make You Look Good As You Stare Through Filth All Day

Morgan (Warby Parker, $95)

Tortoiseshell eyeglasses are classy and look good with everything, even built up dirt on the lenses you cannot be bothered to clean. Winter or summer, rain or shine (maybe the rain can clean your glasses?), these are the perfect pair in terms of style and timeless appeal.