Fall Boyfriends To Put Away In Your Attic Once This Season Ends

Stephen once played lacrosse at Dartmouth, but now only wears one outfit consisting of khaki pants, a Patagonia vest and leather moccasins without socks. Perfect for fall! He’s just the kind of cozy guy you can take to an apple orchard or share a maple donut with! But one thing’s for sure—after this season ends and you’re able to venture outside your apartment regularly, there’ll be no reason for him to stick around. So pack Stephen up in a brown box with a Costco-sized box of Cliff bars and put him away in the attic with all your Halloween decorations. He’s just not seasonally appropriate for winter!