Face Masks That’ll Get Your Pores So Tight He’ll Want to Stick His Dick in Them

Rare Earth Deep Pore Cleansing Mask (Kiehls, $33)

This white Amazon clay mask is an absolute miracle worker for brightening up a dull, tired complexion. It takes just 10 minutes to cleanse and detoxify your skin, making it the perfect addition to even the busiest girl’s nightly routine. Another great addition to your nightly routine, though, is dick, and thanks to this miracle mask’s pore-refining magic, your tight little face holes are sure to be getting plenty!