Bull Riding Tips so He’ll Know You Won’t Fall off a Dick During Sex

The longstanding tradition of mechanical bullriding is a great way to show off your sexiest moves. It’s also very important for showing that you won’t go flying off a dick while having sex. Test out these tried-and-true mechanical bullriding tips so your man will know you can definitely balance yourself on his penis, no matter what happens!

 

Saddle Up

We know it can be scary, but have confidence in yourself and jump on that saddle! Hold onto it like you hold onto your man’s shoulders for dear life during sex since rough movements typically send you flying across the room. Yee-haw!

 

Arch Your Back

Arching your back isn’t just to impress him with a sexy pose, it’s also to have your spine ready to withstand any extreme movement that would typically throw you off a dick. It’s so important that he knows you won’t go plummeting to the ground at the slightest dick motion, because that’s super common and totally understandable. But you’re working on it. Nice progress, girl!

 

Find Your Balance

With one hand on the bull, throw your other hand up in the air. Just like during your typical fuck sesh, you’re going to need one hand to find your balance amid his fiercely mechanical thrusting that typically has you on the floor in 8 seconds or less.

 

 

Yell “Wooo, I Can Do This On Dicks As Well!”

Whether it’s true or not, you should try and make him think you can have sex without tumbling right off. You might even want to add, “I’m refering to the not falling off part!” We know it’s a difficult task, but you should be clear about the skills you’re trying to manifest for yourself. We believe in you!

 

There you have it! Use these tips to show all the guys in the bar that you have the amazing ability to stay planted on a dick. Hot!

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