Brave! This Woman Actually Thinks About Her Husband While Masturbating

When you’re having a little sexy fun with yourself, it’s natural to let your imagination run wild and fantasize about people you’re not involved with IRL. But not for this phenomenal woman: 29-year-old Kira Santos actually thinks about her husband while she’s masturbating!

 

“I think my husband’s really hot and I love having sex with him,” said Kira. “So why would I think about someone else while I’m masturbating?”

 

Wow, we’re amazed at the bravery Kira shows by picturing someone she could bang whenever while privately getting off!

 

Kira went on to explain her courageous actions.

 

“I just don’t see why I’d need to imagine myself fucking someone else when I’m married to my husband,” Kira said. “In fact, who would I even picture? A celebrity? How would I know what sleeping with them is like?”

 

“Familiar dick is just fine with me,” she added.

 

Friends of Kira are shocked by her behavior.

 

“I can’t believe Kira thinks about her husband while she’s getting sexy solo,” said longtime friend Jill Messi. “I picture Idris Elba, Brad Pitt… Literally anyone that I don’t have sex with on a weekly basis. The vows of marriage don’t apply to my imagination. But good for her, I guess?”

 

“I don’t even think about my husband while we’re actively fucking,” added Wes Gordon, another close friend. “So I could never really see myself fantasizing about someone whose back pimples I pop and who I get into arguments at the DMV with while I’m masturbating when I could be thinking about Jeff Goldblum. That’s insane to me.”

 

But Kira doesn’t see the controversy.

 

 

“I married my husband knowing that I’d only sleep with him forever,” she said. “So why even waste my time masturbating to the thought of someone else? Like, I guess it’d be a fun detour, but it’s not like I’ll ever have sex with them in real life.”

 

“Actually, wait a minute…,” she added, before getting lost in thought.

 

 

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