Bowling Shoes to Change Into When You Need to Take a Stealthy Stall Poop at Work

If you’re pooping at work and a coworker recognizes your shoes under the stall, you have no other option than to just sit silently on the toilet, poop held inside, until that coworker leaves. Then, unfortunately, you also have to quit your job and move. But you’ll be totally in the clear if you simply change into these sleek, fiery and completely out-of-character bowling shoes! If someone happens to walk in, they’ll simply be like, “Huh, I guess a professional bowler with great style dropped by our office to take a shit.” Problem solved!