Are You More Jennifer Lawrence or Amy Schumer? Those Are Your Only Options.

J. Law and Amy: the female archetypes to end all archetypes. If you’re not completely obsessed with Hollywood’s latest team of badass BFFs, then who even are you? Someone with a different idea of a role model? Get out of here! Anyway, answer these questions to find out whether you’re more like the self-deprecating, outspoken, blonde movie star or her best friend, the other one! Those are the choices here. You obviously lean more towards one than the other in this kooky odd-couple. Enjoy!

 

1. Choose something to be:

a. Golden Globe/SAG/BAFTA/Critic’s Choice/Academy Award-winning actress and comedic actress.

b. Emmy/Peabody/Critic’s Choice Award-winning actress and comedian.

c. You cannot pick this choice. Your choices lay above.

 

 

2. What best describes your hair?

a. Blonde, wavy, and short.

b. Blonde, wavy, and long.

c. Nope. Nothing to see here. Pick a or b.

 

3. Choose a way to fall down at an awards show:

a. While climbing onstage to accept your Academy Award like an accident-prone goof.

b. In front of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as an intentional goof.

c. There is no other option. The world must watch you stumble.

 

4. How would your best friend describe you?

a. Sexy but fun.

b. Funny, but also sexy.

c. N/A

 

5. Other people’s favorite thing about you is that you’re…

a. Beautiful but approachable.

b. Bold but not threatening.

c. Following the goddamn instructions of this quiz, pick a or b.

 

 

Mostly A’s… J. Law!

Congratulations! You’re the leading lady taking America’s screens and social media feeds by storm. You secretly love to eat pizza and drink wine in your PJs–at least that’s what we would like to believe–but you can also be found partying it up with other A-listers like your celeb bestie, the unmistakable award-winning actress who gives zero fucks, Amy Schumer! People love the idea of spending time with you because you can always make them laugh, and they can’t really name any other female celebrities right now. Yaaas, go you!

 

Mostly B’s… Amy Schumer!

Congratulations! You’re the leading lady taking America’s screens and social media feeds by storm. You secretly love to eat pizza and drink wine in your PJs–at least that’s what we would like to believe–but you can also be found partying it up with other A-listers like your celeb bestie, the unmistakable award-winning actress who gives zero fucks, J. Law! People love the idea of spending time with you because you can always make them laugh, and they can’t really name any other female celebrities right now. Go you!

 

Mostly C’s… [invalid entry]

There is no C. Turn back. Start again. Obey. Obey. Obey.

 

That’s it. Don’t look for any other options. This quiz is over.

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