Statement pieces can be tough to style. Don’t let that necklace made of human teeth just sit there in your jewelry box unworn – try out some of the looks below that are sure to turn heads and stop traffic!
WEAR IT WITH: A structured blazer
Perfect for a job interview. This look says, “I’m smart, competent, and I’ll do whatever it takes to get the job done. Whatever. It. Takes.”
WEAR IT WITH: A beret
So what if you can’t get a job? In France, people are too stylish to even have jobs. Oolala! Maybe one day you’ll vacation there, possibly forever. No one will ever find you in France.
WEAR IT WITH: Oversized aviator sunglasses
No one will even recognize you at the Farmer’s Market!
WEAR IT WITH: Dangly earrings, also made of human teeth
Treat yourself – get all gussied up for a solo Girl’s Night In! Sip wine and watch “Silence of the Lambs” as you fondly remember your last boyfriend. (My, what nice teeth he had!)
WEAR IT WITH: White-accented espadrilles
Stand tall and get yourself back in the dating game with this look that is ivory-accented from head to toe! Your OKCupid date’s jaw will drop (ooo, look at those fine molars!).
WEAR IT WITH: A sarong
Simple and summery. All the jealous mommies at the public pool will say, “Where did you get that? Who are you? Stay away from my children; I’m calling the police.”
WEAR IT WITH: Audrey Hepburn’s black Givenchy “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” dress
Bat your eyelashes at the sexy policemen interrogating you and say, “Who, me? I daresay I’m innocent! I’m just a doe-eyed ingénue who would like for my lawyer to be present before your dental forensics team arrives.”.
Whether you’re making a statement in court or making a statement of style, your necklace made of human teeth is a must-wear. Don’t let it go to waste!