6 Decorative Bowls Perfect For When He Asks, ‘Where Do You Want Me To Cum?’

Hartwood Bowl (Anthropologie, $34)

This hand-painted mango wood bowl looks darling next to your bed, the place where another might deposit keys or change – but for you it’s the place you’ll turn when he breathily asks, “Where do you want me to cum?” and your answer is “certainly not on me or these perfectly clean sheets.”

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