6 Actresses We Want to See in the New Batgirl Film That Your Boyfriend Will Jerk Off To

The popular superhero Batgirl is finally getting her own movie! It’s rare we get to see a female superhero lead, and even rarer our boyfriends get to jerk it to superhero who is a woman. Here are six actresses we’d love to see in this role that your boyfriend will love jerking off to for years to come!

 

Jennifer Lawrence

Sure, she’s in everything right now, but hear us out – she will kill it in this role. Who else could bring both warmth and toughness to the Batgirl character, with such a breadth of film experience? Plus your boyfriend will love how she fills out the costume so he’ll totally buy the movie on iTunes to jerk off to and you’ll be able to watch it whenever you want too (you’ll want to sign in on your own laptop, though).

 

Shailene Woodley

We fell in love with her portrayal of a resilient woman in Big Little Lies, so why wouldn’t we love Shailene as Betty Kane, niece to Batwoman, and eventual Batgirl? Also, Batwoman and Batgirl were written to be love interests for Batman and Robin, so why shouldn’t Shailene portray one of them as jerk off material for your boyfriend? Comics sure are fun.

 

Selena Gomez

Why shouldn’t Batgirl have some Latina flair? Gomez could bring a lot of fun to the role, turning the action into more of a comic romp a la Adam West’s Batman, and your boyfriend won’t mind one way or another because he will definitely be focused on rubbing one out to this epic movie.

 

Emma Stone

Emma Stone has lots of experience providing her male costars with affable rebuke, so she’d be perfect for portraying a tough but sweet superhero newbie. Your boyfriend would also enjoy beating it to a hot redhead in a tight outfit so it’s a win for everyone!!

 

Rachel McAdams

Rachel McAdams has that demure vibe that feels as though it might mask a sexy secret, like being a super hero. You’d love to see her bravely overcome the odds in a film that will inspire your boyfriend to use your good lotion without asking.

 

 

Elle Fanning

Elle Fanning’s girlish charm would be perfect for the role of a young female superhero! We think it would be an amazing choice to approach the role of a naïve young woman entering the world of fighting crime with this 19-year-old starlet. Her youthful spirit will also appeal to your boyfriend who will claim she “looks older with the mask.” This is what feminism is all about!

 

Batgirl is a beloved fictional character that deserves to be brought to life on the screen, even if millions of men like your boyfriend will immediately touch their penis while thinking of her. Girl power!

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