Holiday vacation is a great time to curl up with a mug of hot cocoa and your favorite holiday classics. Or for a dark bitch like you, it’s a good time to binge on the goriest, most sadistic horror movies ever made. Here are five twisted films for you to marathon on Christmas day because that’s just the kind of sickness that lives within you.
The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
Why not spend the holiday watching a movie about a cannibalistic clan that butchers their victims? Just because it’s Christmas doesn’t mean you can’t settle in for a warm winter gore fest. This classic American horror film will deeply disturb your family, especially in light of the season, while it soothes your scary soul.
Cozy up on the couch with a sick flick like the nasty woman you are. You can’t go one day without the thrill of a racing heart and splattered blood. In that same spirit, this movie wastes no time in killing off Drew Barrymore in the very first scene. What’s your favorite scary movie? All of them. All of the time.
The Thing (1982)
’Tis the season for snow! Or in your case, the blood-tinged snow that surrounds an Antarctic research station that is being terrorized by a disgusting shapeshifting creature. While others are dreaming of a visit from Santa, you’ll be experiencing a totally alien visitation, complete with a head that turns into a spider. Merry Christmas little babies!!!
The Midnight Meat Train (2008)
Bradley Cooper is a sweet little actor that many people would be happy to welcome into their homes on Christmas. But in this film he’s trying to track down a serial killer known as the Subway Butcher and the content is completely horrific. That won’t stop you though, since you’re a dark motherfucker and everybody knows it.
While your mom tries to figure out who gave her those gloves, you’ll be totally immersed in the suspense of this psychological thriller where two men are held hostage with one ordered to kill the other or risk the death of his family. This is what the holidays were made for!
For some people Christmas is all about the spirit of giving and good cheer. But for a sick bitch like you, it’s about getting chilled to the bone by these classic horror films.