5 Sexy Ways To Not Text Him Back

Texting - Reductress

You wore the black dress, made him laugh and it all went to plan: you woke up to a text from your suitor! It’s okay to get excited, right? Wrong. Don’t squash that alluring mystique you worked so hard to create by texting him back him like some desperate idiot. Keep that flaming desire kindled with frustration with these six sexy tips:
 
 
1. He says: “Hey, so fun last night. You free Thursday? Let’s get dinner.”

You say: “   “

He waited 12 hours to ask you out again: sensible, but eager. You’re free, but you’re not that easy. Turn up the heat on this “exchange” by ignoring it entirely. What could you possibly be doing all day? Did you not have a good time? Are you with another man already? Incite uncertainty with mixed signals and he’ll be thinking about you ALL. DAY. LONG.

 

2. He says: “Hey. Fun last night – dinner Thursday?”

You say: “   “

It’s been 36 sizzling hours. The poor fool’s first text was received just fine. Now woo him further by leaving your phone at home while you walk your dog around the park. Like, all of it. Make him stew in self-awareness to raise the temperature of this flirty move. Spice it up even more by adding a pinch of turning your phone off entirely. After all, doubt is nature’s greatest aphrodisiac.

 

3. He says “Hope you’re not ALL SOY, hahaha.”

You say: “…“

Over 58 hours of steamy frustration has him stooping pretty low, and he has reverted to lame inside jokes – the last vestige of a desperate man. Sure you have a witty reply, but instead, arouse his senses by leaving the text conversation open so he’ll see the “still typing” ellipses. Then close it and walk away, hips swinging. You’ll drive him wild with desire for your body and for any shred of validation that the date went well.
 
 

 
 
4. He says: “Hellooooooo? You there?”

You say: “   “

Five days later. You’re here. You’re there. You’re in that little bitch’s head. There’s nothing more seductive than entrapping a man’s physique in your tangled web of games. He knows who the black widow is, and Momma’s hungry. Spin some silk around your feeble little fly by posting on Facebook: “Ughhh so boreddd. Anyone wanna do something??” A little exhibitionist move like this shows you’re blatantly ignoring him. This is more for you than him now. You’re drunk with control and the boy is almost crushed. Can you feel the physical tension mounting?

 

5. He says: “   “

You say: “   “

A full week has passed. Now the games truly begin. His will is stronger than you thought and that excites you in a whole new way. You may have the urge to cave and say “Hey sorry my phone is so weird, wanna get that dinner?” Trust us: this will break the sexy mind game you’ve spent so long to construct. Just sit tight, and DO NOT TEXT FIRST. If you two ever end up in the same room together several months from now, it’ll be the best sex ever.

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  • Andrey Belikov

    This is horrible, any decent guy will move on and all you’ll attract are the crazies.

    1. He says: “Hey, so fun last night. You free Thursday? Let’s get dinner.”
    You say: “sure”

    done and done, no games.

    • Lixxz

      …satire website?