5 Sequin Dresses That’ll Be a Bitch to Get Cum Out Of

Motel Finn Sequin Mini Slip Dress ($89, Urban Outfitters)

All eyes will be on you in this mini slip dress with its teasing hemline and eye-popping colors. The dress says, “Look at me!” and you’ll be saying, “Seriously Marcus, really?” when you notice some cum caked between sequins. Better move your purse to strategically cover the spot. Nothing wraps up a classy winter party like having to ask the hostess if she has wet wipes handy.