5 Pairs of Tevas That Say, ‘I Considered Taking Shrooms This Weekend’

Original Universal Inca ($50)

These are classic Tevas for the true outdoorsy fashionista. They have an earthy sex appeal, and also suggest that you may or may not have had a cathartic ego-rinse at your friends cabin upstate this weekend. You actually didn’t because you got nervous at the last minute, but you’ll never tell!