5 Moms Who Didn’t Smoke Weed and Listen to Pearl Jam Tonight

Jocelyn may have the night off for once, but her evening absolutely will not include eating three sour gummies she picked up from a dispensary across the street, then listening to Vitalogy in the bathtub. Nope. Instead, she plans on organizing her children’s' toys and maybe reading a book in sober silence, just like people do in oil paintings. That sounds so relaxing and is 100% what she’s doing right now. Good job, Jocelyn!