5 Matte Foundations That Will Turn Your Skin Into An Eternal Void Bereft of Meaning

A good foundation can change the way a woman feels about her entire makeup routine. But what if you’re the type of woman who’s needs a foundation that acknowledges the deep, dark futility of existence? Don’t worry! These amazing matte foundations won’t just reduce shine and oil, they will send your flesh deep into an unending, meaningless void from which there is no escape.


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