5 Celebrity Enema Recipes We Love!

There’s no denying that Hollywood is health-crazed. Over the years we’ve seen a lot of diet and fitness trends; from Atkins to Yoga, Juice Cleanse to Soul Cycle. But Hollywood’s best kept health secret is not about what they put their mouths, but rather what they shoot up their assholes. Read on the find out celebs favorite enemas!

 

1. Cameron Diaz’s Coffee Enema

Cameron Diaz prefers this twist on the classic coffee enema to help rid her body of toxins.

3 tbs brewed coffee

Cream

Sugar

Biscuit

 

2. Kate Middleton’s Afternoon Tea-nema

Kate Middleton takes a British approach when it comes to enemas by pumping this delightful classic up her butthole. Pip pip!

Tea

Lemon

Krumpet

 

3. Gwyneth Paltrow’s Green Enema

Gwyneth Paltrow has long been an advocate of juice cleanses, but who knew she also liked to squeeze this healthy concoction up her tight little butt hole.

Kale

Coconuts

3 lbs of Sand

 

4. Miley Cyrus’s It’s Our Enema We Can Do What We Want

Miley Cyrus can turn anything into a party, and “We Can’t Stop” shooting her favorite pick-me-up into our buttholes!

2 Tabs of MDMA

1 Bag of Pop Rocks

Pinch of Glitter

 

 

5. Julia Child’s Enema Bourguignon

Julia Child secretly squeezed enemas into her butthole for decades, proving the fad is nothing new.

1 6-ounce piece chunk bacon

3 1/2 tablespoons olive oil

3 pounds lean stew beef, cut into 2-inch cubes

1 onion, sliced

Salt and pepper

2 tablespoons flour

3 cups red wine, young and full-bodied

3 cups beef stock

1 tablespoon tomato paste

2 cloves mashed garlic

1/2 teaspoon thyme

1 bay leaf, crumbled

20 small white onions

3 1/2 tablespoons butter

herb bouquet (4 parsley sprigs, one-half bay leaf, one-quarter teaspoon thyme, tied in cheesecloth)

1 pound fresh mushrooms, quartered

 

Note: prepare the beef bourguignon, put it through a blender, shoot it right up your butthole.

 

You don’t have to be a celebrity to give these enemas a try. Put your own fresh spin on these and let us know how it turned out on Twitter!

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