5 Blazers So Sharp, No One Will Assume You Vomit in Ubers Every Weekend

Elle Scallop Hem Blazer (Kohl’s, $40.80)

Scalloped AND peplum? This is what a mother would pick out for her very professional, non-barfing daughter!! You little genius, you’ve got everybody fooled! No manager could look at you in this cut and fathom you having such a terrible rider rating. Daintily button this look together and tell yourself that last night never happened.