5 Addictive iPhone Games to Play While He Looks for Your Clitoris

1. Angry Birds

Don’t overlook this classic obsession-worthy game when you’ve got an inestimable amount of time to kill with your guy down there. Launch the little birds through the air and try to knock over the pigs' fortress while your man wanders aimlessly around your vagina like a ship without a sail. Once you get good enough to play your game with one hand, use your other hand to guide his fingers away from your outer labia and toward somewhere that might actually produce an orgasm.