4 Ways to Tie a Sarong That Say, ‘I’m the Weird Aunt’

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Everyone has that weird aunt – the lovable and seemingly boundary-less woman that brings the sass to every family gathering! If you’re getting up there in age, or just admire the “I don’t care what you think about my guinea pig obsession” attitude, then we’ve got your summer style covered! Try one of these classic weird-aunt sarong tie techniques and flaunt your flair as only a weird aunt can!

 

Halter Tie

This fun and creative way to tie a sarong says you’re not just the weird aunt, but also the super sexual aunt who loves to hit on younger men. Conjure up your inner cougar, show off those sexy sun spotted shoulders, grab a white wine spritzer, and paw some cubs – poolside!

 

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Side Tie

This look says ‘classic weird aunt’ more than any other in your arsenal. If you want to give off the “I comment on all your Facebook posts with my memories of your childhood” vibe, then side-tie it up and click away! Also a great look for the aunt who loves to forward “funny” chain emails and scary police alerts.

 

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Shoulder Tie

This fancy shoulder tied sarong says, “I’m ready to shake my big beautiful hips on the dance floor!” It’s a great look for summer weddings and graduation parties – so make eyes with that DJ, and sway your way into the middle of that dance circle!

 

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Drapey Sarong

For the most fashion-forward and dramatic of our weird aunts, we suggest the drapey over-the-shoulder sarong look – it’s all the rage with lonely divorcées and married-but-childless aunties alike. This look screams, “My husband and I are trying new things sexually and I want to tell you ALL about it!”

 

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No one rocks summer sarong like a weird aunt, so weird aunts everywhere – we salute you! Now go embarrass us by trying to twerk!

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