4 Sex Positions That Only Work If His Dick Is Over 12 Inches

Trying new sex positions can be fun, especially when your dude is well-endowed. That’s why we’ve compiled some of our favorite sex positions that would be literally impossible unless his dick is the size of a standard ruler. Seriously, normal people won’t even be able to get the tip in with these. Good luck!

 

The Lie-Atop

Have your dude lie on his back while you sit down on top of him facing the ceiling. You can even rest your feet against his knees while your knees are bent. Have him hold you at the waist as he penetrates you deeply, because frankly, his dick is enormous. This is an easy position for you to achieve if his dick just kind of keeps on going? Good luck finding a long enough dick to try this position with!

 

The Crouch

Have your man put his feet on the floor while lying in bed. Then, squat on top of him facing the foot of the bed. Use your thigh strength to lift yourself up and down, taking that huge dick. Trust us, this actually will not work if your dude has anything smaller than a 12-inch dick. And yes, you have never met someone with a 12-inch dick, let alone seen one, so actually forget this position. Missionary is the right choice for you!

 

The Stander

Stand facing your partner and have him enter you. Since he’s probably six inches taller than you, you’re really going to need that extra six inches of dick to make up for the height mismatch. And if your dude’s penis is anything shy of those 12 glorious inches, then he’ll slip on out of you. Wow, why even fuck a dick that’s smaller than 12 inches? If you can’t do this sexy standing position, then why have sex at all! Twelve inches or nothing!

 

 

The Backwards Stander

While standing, put your booty on that big dick and let him do you from behind. Keep your torso up straight and you’ll feel his many inches inside you. And if your dude has a penis smaller than a regulation bowling pin, you might as well break up with him. What’s the point of being in an exclusive sexual partnership if you can’t do this pretty awkward standing sex position?

 

Try these four sex positions if your dude has a dick bigger than a footlong from Subway. And if your man’s dick is anything shy of a foot, throw him to the wolves! Continue on in your quest to find the biggest penis imaginable! You go, girl!

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