4 Serums That Won’t Do Much To Stop Forehead Wrinkles If You’re Constantly Skeptical

Forehead lines can be one of the earliest and most pronounced signs of aging, and until recently, there was very little we could do about them. Luckily, there are now a number of cutting-edge serums, lotions, and solutions on the market that fight forehead wrinkles. These serums are pretty good at fighting facial lines, but they probably won’t be able to counteract the wrinkles forming as a result of your consistently skeptical expression that you can’t seem to let go of, day after day.


Estée Lauder Advanced Night Repair

You can put on this cream at night and hope it’s doing its darndest to fight the fine lines on your face. However, you’re smart enough to know that you’re never going to stop being incredulous, and your face is never going to be “open” and/or “trusting.” Try being less cynical, your skin will thank you.


Kiehl’s Line-Reducing Concentrate

Kiehl’s formula is a potent mix of wrinkle-fighting ingredients, which would probably work for you if your eyebrows weren’t permanently raised. Seriously, how is Vitamin C supposed to prevent the fact that people are saying such unbelievably stupid shit all the time, and it is your job to condescend to them?


It Cosmetics Bye Bye Lines Serum

This solution works quickly and effectively, but presumably only if your face is ever slack and non-judgmental during waking hours. When It Cosmetics releases a “Bye Bye Boys Who Act Like Experts On Subjects They Just Found Out About Serum,” then we’ll talk. TBH, this product seems like a gamble if you’re going to continue treating everything and everyone with suspicion.



The Ordinary’s Argireline Solution

The Ordinary’s budget-friendly product is specifically for “facial areas prone to developing dynamic folds,” which sure sounds like your forehead. I mean, you can try this out, but do you really think that you’re not going to have deep, permanent lines in your forehead by the time you’re 33? You’re too dubious to be hot, sorry.


These serums are supposed to prevent and lessen the appearance of forehead wrinkles, but you are so frowny and disbelieving all the time that they almost certainly won’t work. The only way you’re going to prevent these signs of aging is to numb yourself. Stop emoting. Quiet your mind, and control your emotions. Join us, it’s nice and peaceful here. No feelings. No fine lines.


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