4 Other Hearts You Can Destroy Until Christopher Realizes He’s in Love with You

Michael is a great guy. He’s classically handsome in a way that makes you wonder if beneath that smooth face you’d find a circuit board and cold steel. He holds doors for you, pays for your meals, and has saved his grandmother’s heirloom wedding ring for you. So, when he proposes, why not humor him by saying yes, then reserve the wedding hall and book a caterer? Spend four months with Michael until Christopher likes your Instagram photo, then completely obliterate Michael’s heart by breaking off the engagement with a “sorry, bye!”