4 ModCloth Dresses That Say, ‘Missionary Is Pretty Much It for Me’
Compania Fantastica Pure Perk Maxi Dress in Tomato, Bravado, $69
Show off your green thumb and your mundane sexual preferences in this sky-blue number! The maxi-dress length will conceal all the ‘unsightly’ parts of the bottom half of your body, while the tightly cut neckline and cap sleeves will handle the top half. Everyone you see while you’re out on the town in this dress will think, “Wow, I bet her sexual preferences are the standard issue ones with no variation or thrill whatsoever.”....and they’ll be correct!
