4 Lacy Black Dresses That Totally Would Have Gotten You Killed In 1692 Salem
Knitted Dress with Woven Lace Sleeve (ASOS, $30)
This soft-touch jersey dress has a high neck, sheer lace sleeves and is machine washable. Wear this to a cocktail party or a nice dinner and people will go crazy over the way you look. No, really, the way people react will closely resemble the mass hysteria that led to dozens of executions in 1962 Salem. But luckily, you’re alive in the 21st century, so this can just be a cute look!
