4 Knee Socks That Are Slutty Somehow Even Though They’re Socks

Style - Mar 9, 2018 By: Damien Kronfeld

C'est La Vie Tall Sock (Free People, $25)

Très français! Wear these sparkly knee socks with an A-line black mini dress to show you’re chic or try them with jean shorts to show you’re casual! However you wear them, these socks will announce to the world “my legs are slutty, and the rest of my body follows suit!” It’s unclear why, but that’s definitely the vibe of these longer-than-average socks. You’re a knee sock wearing slattern!

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