4 Knee Socks That Are Slutty Somehow Even Though They’re Socks

Knee Socks (ASOS, $6.50)

Become the object of desire in any room by wearing these classic black knee highs! Pair them with some school-girl-chic Mary Janes and a copy of Lolita in plain sight at all times. The cotton-nylon blend will somehow let everyone know that you’re down for anything, even though they are simply a large pair of socks! Yes, slut!


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