4 J.Crew Mannequins We Would Have Sex With, but Only if They Could Say ‘Yes’

The Headless Professor

Everyone dreams of doing it with a smart, older man, like their college professor. But the bonus of a mannequin not having a head is that he can’t keep droning on and on about about boring stuff like books and your age difference. We’d still need this mannie to say “yes” though, because we firmly believe in consent!

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