4 Christmas Dresses That Say, ‘I’ve Never Had a Dick in My Mouth’

It’s a special time of year when you gather with your family to celebrate Christmas. After a morning of giving gifts, there’s nothing better than dressing up and looking like a poised young woman who absolutely does not have a storied experience with oral sex. Here are some classy, festive dresses that say, “Don’t worry, there’s never been a dick in this mouth.”


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