3 Lovely Lace Looks Because You’re Nothing But a Doily for a Rich Person To Slosh Tea On

Urban Outfitters Sheer Lace Apron Top (Urban Outfitters, $69)

If you’re looking for a bold silhouette, this long-sleeved apron top is for you. With buttons down the back and a square neckline, you’ll look like a true fashionista while running errands around town. You’re on top of the world, so you head into a yarn store. Maybe you’ll take up knitting! Once inside, you’ll be so captivated by the soft fabrics, you’ll be shocked when an older woman in pearls dumps her rooibos tea all over you before she heads back to Paris. As if you could forget that you’re a napkin!