3 Flirty Glasses Frames That Say, ‘Natural Selection Should Have Weeded Me Out’

Oh, you’re a smart bitch, hm? Nothing makes you look smarter than a wiry pair of frames perched on your nose! These frames are perfect for flirting in a library or on the subway with a bad boy reading a big book. Just walk up to him, push up your glasses so you can see his face, and say, “Oh what are you reading? I read, too! Hey, did you know I should have been weeded out thousands of years ago because I can’t see ten feet in front of me? I can’t even make out the details of your face. My kind should have been extinct by now, but for some reason I’m still here. I know, it’s crazy cause I’m so cute and I flirt so well!” Tell em boy, hi!