3 Flirty Glasses Frames That Say, ‘Natural Selection Should Have Weeded Me Out’

Sicilian Carretto (Dolce & Gabbana, $365)

Look out, there’s an artiste in the house! This pair is perfect for a day at the museum or a trip to the rug store—basically anywhere you need to show a cute boy that you get art. In these fresh lenses, you’ll almost have him forgetting that you have such bad eyes you probably shouldn’t have left your house this morning, let alone drive in this weather or even really be alive right now! Thanks, optometrists, for fighting the good fight, and letting our people continue to thrive in this world!


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