Author Archives for Toria Sheffield

Power Suits That Say, ‘Wife Material!’

Sex Moves That Crack Your Back Real Good

STUDY: Most Women Dress for Other Women, Specifically for Nicole

I Don’t Have Daddy Issues Daddy, I Mean Steve

I Don’t Have White Fragility, Okay? Get Off My Back!

Is Your Baby Using You?

Is He Cheating on You, Or Does He Just Get the Early Edition a Day Before Everyone Else and Is Out Saving Lives?

5 Ways to Make Him Climax Without Touching His Gross Dong

‘There’s No Need For Feminism Because Women Are Equal Now,’ Says Jenna, the Ignorant Talking Otter

How To Cover Up the Fact That You Just Texted Sharon That You Hate Sharon

How To be Seen As Your Coworker’s Daughter Instead of Just Someone He Wants to Have Sex With

How To Own Your Success While Still Blaming Your Mom For Your Failures

Study Measures Self-Esteem Based On Whether You’d Date Beetlejuice

Bang Cutting Addiction

Ways to Style Your Bangs Before Your Greasy Forehead Ruins Them

Tips for Cutting Carbs to Read About While You Eat Cake

How To Make People Think You’ve Overcome Hardship

97% of Women Rank Going ‘Lady Bald’ over Fear of Death

Mother Touched That She ‘Doesn’t Totally Suck’