Author Archives for Shannon Brown

How to Put Spaces Between Words to Make You Seem Like a F r e e S p i r i t

I LIVED IT: My Boyfriend Started Wearing Sunglasses on the Back of His Head

4 Things to Yell Over The Sound of Your Tampon Wrapper Opening

Woman Patiently Waiting for Menopause to Try White Jeans

Woman Completes Final Student Loan Payment, Promptly Turns Into a Beam of Light, Floats Away

‘She’s Probably on Her Period,’ Says Man Who Had A Car Lifted Off of Him By Woman

‘I Want My MTV!’ and 5 Other Phrases to Soothe Your Old-Ass Boyfriend

What to Do When You’re an Orthopedic Surgeon and Your Crush Is Texting You

Woman Wonders What They’ve Been Building Here For The Past Six Years

How To Tell Your Friend You Don’t Want To Be In Her Orgy

3 Tips for Washing Off That Summer Body Paint Before Work

How to Keep Your Cool When Your Kneecaps Come Off During a Date

How to Be a Sex Goddess Even When Your Foot is Stuck in a Hole in His Mattress

How To Wear Sneakers Without Looking Like A Human Dump

How a Himalayan Salt Lamp Calmed My Anxiety and Stopped My Day Murders