Author Archives for Mary Houlihan

Bra Has Way Too Many Fucking Straps

Distant Family Friend Comments ‘Nice Mouth’ On Profile Photo

I’m A 7 In New York, A 10 In The Midwest, And A One-Million In Pacifica, The Lost City At The Ocean’s Floor

Hacked Woman - Reductress

Woman Sends Intimately Worded Birthday Message to The Wrong Eric

Bang Cutting Addiction

Bangs All Fucked Up

Man Successfully Reads Words On Woman’s Shirt To Her

Anal Sex: Won’t It Hurt To Fit A Whole Butt In My Pussy?

‘I Hope He Liked Me,’ Says Job Interviewer of Candidate

My Boyfriend’s A Squirter

How to Sexily Deflect Workplace Harassment with Flirtatious Giggles

QUIZ: Which Sex And The City Character or Dewey From Malcolm In The Middle Are You?