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How Long Will My Blow-Out Last and as Long as We’re Talking About Time When Will I Die?
How to Act Excited About Your Valentine’s Day Gift Even Though All You Really Wanted Was a Pig in a Cowboy Hat
How to Make Cute Little Dumps That Go ‘Plink!’
I Love My Strong, Steady Boyfriend Who Is A Ship
Man Explains Capitalism to Woman for An Hour Before Realizing She’s Made of Snow
5 Gifts for Him That Are All Socks for His Big, Floppy Dick
Why I Stopped Dating Men and Married a True Crime Podcast
How I Quit Texting my Ex by Throwing my Phone Into A Haunted Raven’s Nest
The Perfect Proposal? This Man Carved His Girlfriend’s Name Into A Tub of Meat!
8 Protein-Rich Dinners That Contain Almost No Horse
QUIZ: Which Hogwarts House Would the Popular Girls Mercilessly Bully You In?
Nourish Dry Hair by Feeding It the Raw, Bloody Meat It Craves
I’m Going to Draw Clear Boundaries With You As Soon As I Learn How to Do That
Empower Your Friends by Punching Them In The Face If They Say Sorry
We Asked 10 Powerful Women for Their Secrets to Success and They Said ‘Pretend to be a Horse’
This Woman Isn’t Solving Gun Violence, But She’s Making It a Lot Cuter by Putting Tiny Hats on Bullets
How to Trample the Patriarchy The Same Way You Trampled a Man on Black Friday
6 Date Ideas That Are Easier Than Admitting It’s Not Working Out
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