Author Archives for Hannah Murphy

I Hate To Be A Bitch, But Can Somebody Please Help Me Up?

Cheese Plate Remains Untouched Amid Conversation of How Much Everyone Loves Cheese

I Couldn’t Open His Button-Fly in Time

My Mother Put Me in the Friend Zone

We Explicitly Asked These Moms Not to Tell Us What They Thought Was Sexy. Here’s What They Think Is Sexy.

Journaling Tips That Won’t Totally Embarrass You When It’s Published Posthumously

I’m Swearing Off Men Forever Or Until He Texts Back

This Sommelier Recommends the Best Throwing Wine

Why I’m Dating My Electric Blanket

Reductress - Creepy Men on Subway

Tampon Remains Unclaimed After Rolling in Subway Car for Four Hours

Girl Engaged Hours After Ordering a Whiskey Neat