Author Archives for Emily Murnane

Woman Drinks Too Much Coffee Because She Couldn’t Sleep Because She Drank Too Much Coffee Because She Couldn’t Sleep

How to Bleach the Crotch of All Your Underwear so You Can Get It Over With on Your Own Terms

Is Coworker Using Ellipses in Texts Because She’s Old…Or is She Just a Bitch…

Why It’s Important To Pee Before Sex And After Sex And Also During Sex

Face Masks That’ll Get Your Pores So Tight He’ll Want to Stick His Dick in Them

How to Realize You’re Still in Love with Your Ex-Girlfriend by Dating Me