Author Archives for Drew Howard

How to Prevent Him from Falling Asleep and Drowning After Hot Tub Sex

Amazing Hot Air Balloon Trips to Corner Him About Those Texts In His Phone

Hollywood Butt Chins You Can Ride Like a Half-Pipe

Why I Married My Husband Ironically

Woman Who Can’t Afford A/C Owns Nine Salt Lamps

He Made Me Ride in His Motorcycle Sidecar

5 Ivy Park Outfits That Will Make Your Relatives Ask if You Hate the Police

Unaware of Childbirth

My Adopted Son Looked Nothing Like His Online Photo

My Husband Died Without Saying Goodbye or Telling Me What All These TV Remotes Do

Should I Be Suspicious That My Husband Owns 11 Tandem Bikes and None of Them Are for Me?

Am I A Bad Mother If I Accidentally Let My Child Get Sucked Into the TV Screen Like In ‘Poltergeist’?

How Embracing My True Self Allowed Me to Finally Start Dating My Cousin

All My Friends Died in a Boating Accident and I Wasn’t Even Invited

Woman Uses Law Degree Exclusively for Facebook Arguments

Group of Women Somehow Manage to Enter Port-o-Potty Together

Cool Wedding Ideas that Will Hopefully Prolong the Engagement Another Three Years

Healthy Snacks Perfect for Feeding the Ducks

Mother Pushes Failed Dream of Becoming Good Mother onto Daughter