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How to Know if Your Thinnest Friend Is Actually A Plus-Size Model

Constructing a Robot Boyfriend That They’ll Believe This Time

10 Women Christian Men Should Not Marry, by Name

How to Make Sure None of Your Bridesmaids are Fucking Snitches

Bento Boxes That Will Establish Your Dominance Over Other Moms

Places Other Than Your Face You Need Concealer, You Piece of Garbage!

Vowels You Should Never Use Over 30

7 Vowels You Need to Stop Using If You’re Over 30

Fuck It: A Guide to Wearing Yoga Pants to Weddings

16 Toys Pedophiles Lured You With That Only ’80s Kids Will Remember!

‘Fuck Me’ Boots That Will Hide Your Home Arrest Bracelet

FDA Receives Reports from Women Claiming Chobani “Made Them Feel Full”

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Chelsea Manning Sentenced to 35 Years of Normal Female Media Scrutiny

Maybe You SHOULD Smile: Cat-Callers Who Make Some Good Points

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Fat First Names and How to Fix Them!

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