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Author Archives for Beth Newell
I Got into School Solely on Merit and Also Being Willing to Pay a Shit Ton of Money
Sky-High Heels that Double as a Squatty Potty
Beto Made Me Wet, but Ocasio-Cortez is FLOODING My Pants
Dressing up for Halloween is Your Right as an American but Not a Mandatory Civic Responsibility
As a Dad, I Just Want to Make an Exactly-the-Same World for My Daughters
How to Take Him Up on His ‘Free Hugs’ Shirt Without Seeming Like a Creep
Wow! You Generate A New Set of Skin Every Month, Except Around Your Acne Scars
How to Reach the Peak of Your Success So a Man Can Take You Under His Wing
How To Show People You’re More Than Your Unethical Career Choice
Uber CEO Hires Psychic to Get to The Bottom of All The Bad Vibes in Here
This Detox Diet Cured My Cancer, and Other Reasons The Government Should Vet Scientists
All The Good Ones Are Taken or I Just Accidentally Texted Them Audio of Me Pooping
Funny Characters to Try When You Call Your Senator About Steve Bannon
Beth Makes Four More Facebook Groups Before Lunch
How to Think About Ever Having Sex with a Man Again
Photos of Obama to Keep In A Box In Your Closet Even Though You’re With Hillary Now
Chill Ways to Ask Your Friends, ‘What is Makeup?’
Is It Cheating If I Time Traveled Through The Stones at Craigh na Dun?
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