10 Stress Dreams Everyone Has But Hillary Clinton Has All of Them In the Same Order Every Night
Know that you are not alone in your stress dreaming, and that Hillary Clinton has it much worse.
What to Do When You Realize You’re Wearing Period Underwear Instead of Sex Underwear
Just turn the fucking lights off!
The Best Restaurant Avocado Toasts That Say, ‘I’m Fiscally Irresponsible’
Who cares if you make minimum wage when you’ve got all that smooth green spread in front of you!
Where to Secretly Eat the Super Bowl Snacks You Made for Your Husband’s Party
On the day of the big game, a woman often asks herself, “What have I eaten today?”
Red-Hot Outfits to Match All of His Red Flags
Meeting a man covered in red flags, your first thought is always, “Oooh, I look great in red!”
Cute Party Dresses to Picture Yourself Making New Friends In
“Wow, she seems easygoing and fun!” said your best friend—the bathroom mirror!
Couple Ready for Threesome Can’t Work with Tanya’s Schedule
“It’s hard enough making time for just the two of us; imagine throwing a third person into the mix.”
Woman Receives Threats, Intimidating Responses to Accidental Butt Tweet
One of Schmitt’s followers replied, “All women are fucking liars.”
13 Different Ways to Say ‘Great, Thanks!’ in an Email
The ol’ “Great, thanks!” is the most reliable tool in any woman’s email belt.