Wow! This Mom Got Her Body Back by Blackmailing God
Friends have been asking Weiland how she did it!
Woman Arrives Late With Coffee and Breakfast From Two Different Places
“She said the trains were all fucked,” says her boss, Amadi Lanata.
Mindblowing Sex Tips That Will Still Only Get You a Text Saying, ‘That Was Fun’
Even though you twisted your body into a fuckable pretzel last night, don’t get your hopes up.
Tampax Introduces New Tampon That Screams When it’s Ready to Come Out
Users can choose between “high pitched screech,” “guttural sob,” or “woman saying ‘oh my god no.’”
5 Summer Bralettes That Will Support You About as Much as Your Ex Did
Here are the summer bralettes that will give you the same amount of support your ex did at his best!
Woman Asks For Googleable Directions As Though Technology Nonexistent
Why is she asking me to type in directions for her like she didn’t just text me on a phone?
Is It Love at First Sight or Is The Sun Just Behind Him?
Is he the one you’re meant to be with or is the sun just physically behind him and making him look cool?
5 Summer Cocktails That Are Almost As Good As Fruitopia
These tasty cocktails just won’t be quite as good as Fruitopia, which was phased out in the early 2000s.
4 Button-Down Shirts That Will Make Your Harlot Tits Look Profesh
No one will suspect your ninnies for being the street-roaming honky tonks they truly are.
4 Vision Quests to Go On While Kelly Gets to the Point of Her Story
Venture deep into the desert, closer to a takeaway from Kelly’s story.