5 Inspiring Female Politicians You’d be Lying If You Said You Didn’t Want to Fuck
Hopefully these badass women will be running the world before we know it.
Quiz: Have You Gained Weight or Have You Just Forgotten What Wearing Real Pants Feels Like?
Wow, those jeans are like a straightjacket for your legs!
4 Adorable Notebooks to Write Dumb Fucking Things In
These notebooks are so adorable they’ll make you smile before what’s written inside makes you frown.
How to Put Up With Natalie’s Shit Because She Takes Good Candid Photos
All this emotional labor will be worth the many beautiful photos of yourself that you didn’t have to put any work into.
How To Fuck Him So Hard He Puts His Glass Of Water Back In The Sink When He Leaves
Nothing like an insanely raw hard fuck to show him he should be picking up after himself like an adult!
Hijabi Asked If She’s a Nun At Least Once a Month
“The only thing I can conclude is that people legitimately don’t know what a hijab is?”
Boyfriend Misses Subtle Jab at His Listening Skills
“He said ‘hm’, and then when I asked him if he heard me, he said, ‘haha’.”
New Yoga Class Just An Hour of Bending Down to See if Your Period Has Soaked Through Your Pants
“This is extra important for women who are intent on wearing white.”
5 Celebs that are Hot but Not as Hot as Eating Something Right Out of the Microwave
Even the steamiest celeb can’t compare to eating something the very second it’s done in the microwave.
Home Soap Dispenser Now 99% Water
“She might as well just be washing her hands with plain water at this point.”