Company Hires Hello Kitty Over Japanese Woman
“We just wanted to hire someone who reflects the face of our brand, and has absolutely nothing to say otherwise.”
How to Lull Your Infant into a False Sense of Security So They’ll Sleep
Use these maneuvers to lull your infant into believing in the artifice of love and safety that surrounds them.
Is It Your Uber, or A Man Who Is Going to Kidnap You?
Unlike yellow cabs, an Uber can blend in with the kind of cars that your kidnapper has been driving for years.
What the Fuck is My Face Shape?
Just tell me whether I should get a bob or not and we can all go home.