‘My Boobs Are Cold’ and Other Winter Pickup Lines
Just because you’re not scantily clad doesn’t mean you can’t get around this winter.
Burn More Calories By Constantly Adjusting Your Workout Pants
Additional movement of waistband adjustment burns up to 100 more calories.
Prove To Your Ex You’re Over Him By Writing An Article And Hoping He Reads It
Your life is infinitely better without him in it, but how is he going to know that?
Face Shimmers That Shout, ‘I’m Totally Okay!’
Your sad-sack face could really use some visual accompaniment.
How to Steer Him Away from Your Fart Path
Some tricks to use to steer him away from your toxic chemtrail!
Newlyweds’ Honeymoon Selfie Photobombed By The Bones of Amelia Earhart
“Then I saw it: the corpse of Amelia Earhart. Too funny!”
Winter Boots That Say Everything You’ve Been Meaning to Say But Couldn’t
Boots that do all the walking and talking for you.
You Know How to Make Him Climax, But What About His Denouement?
A meaningful sexual experience has a beginning, middle, and end.
5 Things That Could Be Better About Your Forearms
We devote time and money to maintain many body parts, but the forearm is often overlooked.
Do You Love Him, or a Mushroom-induced Hallucination of Him?
Do your boo for who he really is, or the version that appears in your vision quest?