‘RIP John Cena!’ and Other Things We Would Say if The Very Healthy John Cena Died
Listen—John Cena is safe. But it’s good to prepare!
Baby Really ‘Taking It All In’
Three of the four asked the mother how many months old the baby was, noting, “That’s a great age.”
3 Haircuts So Bold They Won’t Notice You’re Shoplifting
Try out any of these cuts to put witnesses in a trance.
How to Tell If You’re Blackout Drunk or Black Eyed Peas Karaoke Drunk
Tonight’s definitely gonna be a good night!
How to Stop Caring What People Think So They’ll Like You More
Remember: this is about other people.
Breakup Reconsidered After Projected ‘Tidal Wave of Dick’ Fails to Materialize
“When I am promised a ‘full calendar of NSFW firemen’, I expect a full calendar of NSFW firemen.”
5 Sequin Dresses That’ll Be a Bitch to Get Cum Out Of
Sequin dresses make for the perfect winter party attire!
How to Cum in Missionary Even After Your Myers-Briggs Says You’re ‘The Commander’
Thank you, Myers-Briggs!
4 Sensual Bath Oils to Feel His Ballsack On Your Thighs
Try any of these sensual bath oils and get ready to feel your man’s dainty danglies nuzzling your unshaven legs.
I Want To Go To Westworld to Tell The Horses They’re Good Boys
I love horses, and robot or not, I want them all to know they’re good boys.