Announce Your Pregnancy Without Making It A Whole Big Thing
By the time you announce, half of them will already know, so it won’t be a big deal or anything.
Five Hot Ways to Beat This Year’s Polar Vortex
This holiday season, get the courage to venture out to that holiday party by consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
The 10 Most Fuckable Balloons in This Year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade
Stuffing won’t be the only thing you’ve got an appetite for this year.
How I Learned To Stop Hating My Body and Start Hating My Horrible Personality
I wasted so much energy relentlessly criticizing my body, when I could have turned it all inward.