Wooden Phone Cases to Mask the Fact That You Stare at a Glowing Blue Screen All Day
Here are a few natural wooden cases we found online while staring at our phones in the dark.
6 Great Positions for Spooning Your Laptop
Any little change will help you remember why you love that steamy feeling he creates on your crotch.
End Your Summer Fling Amicably By Trapping Him In A Mirror
Be as gentle as possible, and he’ll completely understand when you trap him in a mirror for all eternity.
7 Times Dame Judi Dench Was So Perfect It Made You Go Into A Rage Blackout
Sure, you have no memory of what happened, but if anyone’s worth it, it’s Dame Judi!
Five Crafty Toy Ideas That Still Won’t Make Your Asshole Cat Love You
Will that make you feel happy? Will that fill the void?! Will it?!
How To Get That Public Defender Body You’ve Always Wanted
Eat exclusively out of courthouse vending machines.
Ankle Bracelets That Say, ‘I’m a 6 Back Home, but I’m a 10 On This Cruise!’
You may be the Michelle back home, but with these boner-inducing anklets, you’re gonna be the Beyoncé of this cruise.
Unnerving Amount Of Alerts Found On Friend’s Phone
7,341 unread texts, 541 missed calls, and the infinity symbol displayed on her email app.
How to Maintain Your Holes
We’ve got some quick and easy tips for basic hole repairs and maintenance.
7 Reasons Why You NEED to Help Me Get This Poem to Channing Tatum
Reason #3: I respectfully acknowledge the existence of his wife.