Are You Pregnant? Take This Quiz Since The Real Test Is $23.99
Isn’t this what the internet is for? Good luck!
This Man Is Happy He Owned Up To Past, However Triggering It May Be For You
Eli feels steadfast in his decision to interrupt these women’s lives to make half-assed amends.
This Woman’s Sex Fantasy Is For Her Boyfriend To Pay Her Student Debt And Then Die
“There’s such a stigma around female sexuality.”
Older Woman Appalled By Younger Generation’s Insistence on Being Respected by Men
64-year old Michelle Paxton believes that “things should stay shitty forever.”
This Sex Playlist Also Creates the Perfect Atmosphere for Folding Laundry
It’s a solid track for tackling any mid-sized load.
4 Moisturizing Sheet Masks to Put on Your Dry Vagina
Leave your dry-ass puss days behind and never look back.
Salary Negotiation Tactics for When You’re Just Cool With Whatever Your Boss Thinks
You’ll see if your salary went up or down in your next paycheck probably!
4 Loofahs That Will Trap Your Pubes Like Shrimp In A Net
Here are four loofahs to get you shrimpin’ for pubes.
4 Dry Clean Only Shirts That Say, ‘I Got Money to Burn, Bitch’
These four shirts all perfectly convey that you have money and you’re willing to burn it.
Scientists Discover Flavored Condoms Won’t Mask Overwhelming Stench of Dick
“It will still smell nasty and no woman should ever have to be near it.”