Outfits That Prove You’re Qualified To Give Spiritual Advice to Old People
Dress to possess spiritual authority over everyone you meet.
Woman Announces the Completion of her Ph.D. Thesis With, ‘So I Wrote a Thing’
It’s really not a big deal.
How To Clean Your Phone Screen Without Smudging It or Liking John’s Picture on Instagram
Do you think he’s thinking of you?
Cheap Breakfast Ideas That Require A $500 Blender
Otherwise, you can just have an apple, we guess?
5 Kick-Ass Flute Solos to Charm His Dick Like A Cobra
That schlong will be popping out before you run out of breath.
Drunk Tiffany Actually Better Driver Than Sober Rachel
Witnesses say they’re tempted to accept Tiffany’s offers to drive instead of Rachel.
5 Guys Who Are Maybe Worth The Risk of a UTI
Maybe these guys are good enough to risk the stinging burn of a UTI.
This Asshole Doctor Says Exercise Will Help Treat Depression
“A modest exercise program is an effective treatment for depression,” says this asshole.
Woman Interrupted 25 Times When Sharing Thoughts on Presidential Debate
“Adam or Mike would just interject with things like, ‘WRONG.’”
How Long Can Cookie Dough Sit Out Before I Eat It Regardless Of Your Advice?
Sorry, can’t hear you; too busy already eating the cookie dough.