How to Tell If He’s Really Into You or If Your Backyard Just Has Really Great Lighting for His Next Short Film
Before you get upset, ask yourself why his film is about a yard anyway.
4 Spring DIY Projects That Aren’t As Fun As Masturbating to ‘Buffy The Vampire Slayer’
Masturbate like it’s 1998 all over again.
How to Use Your Hands For Holding Tea Instead of Drugs
Eventually, you will be able to hold the tea for up to a full day instead of drugs.
Thawing Lake Ice You Can Stand On Instead of Going On Tinder Ever Again
The choice is up to you, but it seems clear enough, no?
4 Important Nutrition Tips That Bethany is Probably Making Up As She Speaks
Does it really matter if you’re going to try it either way?
I Wasn’t Sure What I Was Supposed To Do With My Underwear During My Massage So I Put Them In My Mouth And I Swallowed Them
They tasted better than I thought, and I didn’t even have to chew!
My Boyfriend Ate Nothing But Pineapple For A Week And Now His Dick Is Covered In Bees
I’ve been stung on the roof of my mouth upwards of a dozen times, but that’s love…I guess?
Woman Still Haunted By Missed Field Hockey Goal in 2003
“The goal would have led to our first appearance at State Sectionals since 1991.”
Dana Brushing Up On Classmates’ Worst Flaws Before High School Reunion
“Oh, look at me, now I’m getting all nostalgic!”
Affordable Alternatives To Today’s Trends That Will Make Friends Say, ‘I Saw That At Target!’
Make your friends say, “Nice try, but I go to Target too and you know that.”