Ways to Incorporate Ass Play Into Your Birth Plan
Forget those boring, vanilla orgasmic births and get freaky!
How To Look Super Adorable When You’re Angry
Flailing your arms will make you look like a rambunctious toddler reaching for the cookie jar.
CIA Torture Method for Hackers Involves Watching Their Moms Navigate Internet
Victims were forced to watch their mother sync their iPhone to iTunes, or download the latest version of Adobe Acrobat.
How to Secretly Get Wasted at Your Child’s Birthday Party
Turn your child’s milquetoast celebration into the private bender of your dreams!