How to Grab Your Femininity By the Dick
Nobody fucks with the Paisley Empress of Pain.
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Simply cook up this dish and get your ass dumped.
How To Let Everyone Know You Love Fall More Than Courtney
You love the chunky sweaters, you love its seasonal latte selection, and you love it way more than that bitch Courtney does.
Great Fall Boots For Walking to Your Door When The Pizza Comes
Who needs overpriced genuine leather riding boots for fall when you already eat pizza from a place with the word “boots” in the name?