Boost Your Self-Esteem In Ways That Aren’t So Fucking Cliché
Boost your crappy sense of self without being so dumb about it.
Are Your Control Top Tights Becoming A Little TOO Controlling?
Are the control top tights telling you not to see any of your other tights anymore?
7 Inanimate Objects You Can Apologize to This Week
Up your apology game by working some inanimate objects into the mix!
Joanie’s Going Through Some Weird Bean Phase
“Beans truly are a magical fruit,” says Joanie, without a shred of irony.
How to Get Out of This Relationship With an Article of His Clothing
Here are some tips to escape this relationship without losing what you care about most.
The 6 Best Lies For Why You Can’t Talk on the Phone But Can Text
Everybody knows talking on the phone is super annoying!
Woman Declares Weekly Cheat Day From Body Positivity
“Once a week, I like to let loose and indulge in all the destructive thoughts I push away most of the time.”
How to Pay for a Group Dinner When Everyone’s Too Stupid For Math
Everyone order the exact same thing!
Unborn Baby Shown Grimacing in Womb As Mother Gets Chunky Blond Highlights
“We now have evidence that fetuses really do feel the effects of their moms’ unfortunate hair choices.”