The 5 Crustaceans You’ll Step On This Summer
Here’s a list of the five crusties you’re sure to step on this summer.
How to Make Your Glaring Virginity Less Distracting to Those Around You
Get on it, ya virge!
How To Cover Up the Fact That You Just Texted Sharon That You Hate Sharon
Don’t let Sharon know you hate her!
New Things To Do With Your Arms At Music Festivals
You’ve danced every dance there is to dance, and swayed every way there is to sway… or have you?
How to Sublet your Wet Bathing Suit
First off, you’ll need to take some HD pictures of your wet bathing suit.
Cute Ways to Let Your Man Know You Know What Happened on Greg’s Boat
It can feel a little forced to say, “I know what happened on that schooner.”
Get Him to Ask You Out by Fucking Him
Let the confusing emotional boyfriend-feelings period begin!
10 Anniversary Gifts To Remind Him How Devastated He’ll Be If He Ever Leaves You
Foil his plans to leave you with these gifts!
Period Myths That Are Actually True…and Terrifying!
Even people on Yahoo! Answers think these are baloney, but boy, are they wrong.